November 2011
3 tags
October 2011
When all of your exes are online at the same time.
fucking awkward
I
can
not
stand
fla
ki
ness.
It
makes
me
want
to
mur
der
ba
bies.
I mean this in the most non queer-sexist way possible but this apartment is a freaking breeder fest and I need to be around gays UGH GOD WHY
1 tag
DRUNK LIFE I’M BURNT
2 tags
The girl’s apartment I’m staying at is kind of being a bitch.
It’s cool though, I like being cooped up in a beer den for four days straight. nbd nbd
Don’t worry about making me feel included either, kind of plan on pulling a Houdini anyways.
MY DICK IS TOO BIG
