I mean this in the most non queer-sexist way possible but this apartment is a freaking breeder fest and I need to be around gays UGH GOD WHY
DRUNK LIFE I’M BURNT
The girl’s apartment I’m staying at is kind of being a bitch.
It’s cool though, I like being cooped up in a beer den for four days straight. nbd nbd
Don’t worry about making me feel included either, kind of plan on pulling a Houdini anyways.
MY DICK IS TOO BIG