99% of conversations with my mom:
Mom: Honey where are you going? Me: I don’t know, just out and about. Mom: Well what are you going to do? Me: *shrugs* Hood rat shit. Mom: Okay, be safe!
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madeofclay answered your question: Ps: To steal the conch shell at the of my street,… you need that conch THANK YOU FOR YOUR WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT HOOD RATTEDNESS WILL NOW ENSUE
Literally though my next door neighbors think I worship Satan and practice witchcraft. It probably has something to do with the bizarre smells constantly wafting from our kitchen and I guess one of them walked by and saw me picking fur off of a squirrel skeleton yesterday so whoops.
I’ve decided I’m getting three thin (less than 1/4”) horizontal primary color bands tattooed on my upper left forearm descending from red, to yellow, to blue. That is all!
One time I thought this girl’s name was Jade Witch all weekend and I kept thinking damn how was your mom okay with that but then it turned out her name was Jane Welch and I guess that’s New Years in Iowa City for you :I
kaylalallama replied to your photo: Me and Sarge are A+ hood rats okay. So majestic. He’s my hype-man.
Did I ever mention that these meds give me a skull-splitting migraine and I have to walk really slowly so my brain doesn’t explode and I can never seem to wipe a grimace from my face so all my neighbors think I hate them?
Ps: To steal the conch shell at the of my street, or not to steal the conch shell at the end of my street… opinions?
Did I ever tell you guys how pretty my new pills are? They’re sea foam green and dark purple capsules but they stink like dirty asshole :/ That is all!
Fyi cake and # are coming to 8035 in Des Moines this year OMFAEGNLUIREAJNW
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Half of my conversations with friends:
Friend: What was that post about on tumblr you made the other day? Me: Which post? Friend: That post about [fill in the blank], you seemed a little upset. Me: Oh, that was just me being over dramatic. Friend: Me: Friend: Me: It’s a Tumblr thing. Friend: Me: Friend:
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOUR BOYFRIEND’S ONLY DATING YOU BECAUSE HE LIKES EMO KIDS GOD DAMN IT D:<
Things I’ve done today: Took my dog on a short walk Collected flowers and plants to be pressed in a book Collected (most of) the skeleton of a squirrel which died in my yard last summer in a small mason jar. I hope to arrange the bones and flowers on colorful sheets of paper and frame them. No. Fucking. Shame.
Whatever I’m chernobyl again :|
phlegmatisms answered your question: What if I kept this url? Would you guys hate me… BE CHERNOBYL UUUGH I’M TAKING A CENSUS OKAY
What if I kept this url? Would you guys hate me orr?
suckerbait replied to your post: What if I made a porn blog? I think I could make…
What if I made a porn blog? I think I could make an A+ porn blog mhm mhm.
My mom thinks I’ve e-mailed my professors and explained to them that some bizarre undiagnosable super virus has kept me from school all week when in reality I haven’t said anything at all. I feel more ””’“‘mysterious and elusive”’”“”’ that way. Maybe when I come back to class I can just tell them I’d been held...
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